WHAT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your knickers in a bunch? Spill the beans. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can chat us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the deets. You look like you could snap any second.